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If someone asks me that “half-full / half-empty” question, I say, “That depends; is the water at that level because it was filled up to there or emptied down to there?”
grapfhics over 13 years ago
That’s what you expect from a waiter, a bartender knows better that that. Stay at the bar the next time.
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
Instead of trying to decide if the glass is half full or half empty, i just drink from the bottle.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
After less than years of therapy, my wallet is less than half full.
McGehee over 13 years ago
I can live with “half empty.” I can’t deal with “half clean.”
jtviper7 over 13 years ago
We drank out of the hose years ago.
JoePhan over 13 years ago
Or, as the engineer says, “My glass is twice as big as it needs to be.”
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
If someone asks me that “half-full / half-empty” question, I say, “That depends; is the water at that level because it was filled up to there or emptied down to there?”