The Fusco Brothers by J.C. Duffy for June 23, 2023

…. I’ll take fictional as good news too actually – who wants this reality?

The worse news is that your doctor was drawn last Tuesday.

oh, like, and you’re not?<red

What about that certificate on the wall, huh? If I were real I’d walk right the hell out of here!

I can’t imagine you being in better shape.

Hmm…Being fictional gives you a much better chance at immortality than being real.

Of course, you are too, Doc