The K Chronicles by Keith Knight for December 05, 2012

Bacon is actually considered fat and not meat.

Really, Brian? I did not know that….

I could never convert to Judaism or Islam simply because bacon would be off-limits.

As Michael Simon would say, “Everythings better with bacon”

Ouch, Keef – you got this vegetarian right in the parotid glands.

But when I just HAVE to munch some crispy smoky salty stuff, there’s one pretty decent fake bacon, appropriately named “Mourning..”-something.

The list of its 40 or so ingredients is printed so small it can’t possibly count, can it?

Caveat – don’t put fake bacon into the BLT until right before you’re going to eat it or it’ll go miserably limp.

What, the whole sandwich? Of course it will – it’s the tomatoes.

I’d LOVE a framed copy of this. The other cartoonists’ strips can be ordered for framing, so why not Keith’s?

And, yes, I know I could simply do it myself, but it wouldn’t be fair to Keith.