The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 04, 2011
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Hotel Hell!! KK: Concierge!! whats taking the elevator so long? You gotta put a credit card in the slot!! I have to pay to use the elevator?!! Part of our new fee structure!! You can always take tha the stairs!! KK: My room is 7 flights up!! You're worse than the airlines companies!! Name one airline that gives you seven flights for 5 dollars!!
Wait until he has to use his credit card to get out of his apartment. Phil Dick would smile ruefully.