The Knight Life by Keith Knight for January 21, 2012
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you sell diseased lollipops over the internet?!! In a variety if flavors: "cooties" "newbie Jeebies" and mad zombie!! Isn't that illegal? whoa would but such a thing? you'd be surprised!! sales have jumped 400 % since October!! wow!! thats a sucker born very minute!! You mean there a sucker sold every minute!!
A few months ago there was a story about parents buying “chicken pox” pops in hopes of getting the kid over that childhood disease.