The Knight Life by Keith Knight for September 28, 2012
Transcript:
JR: you've got to return that stolen money you found to the police!! Dex: what? why?!! Jr: Its illegal its tainted! Its not ours!! whoever it belongs to could probably use it right now! Dex: I bet this money isn't even stolen!! Dex: For all we know those thieves coulda been tossing their old money out of the car just to make room for the new money that they just stole!!
In this case, the kid might ask for a paternity test.