The Knight Life by Keith Knight for January 18, 2013
Transcript:
TOONERAZZI!! Looks what the cartoonist is turning in!! Johnny Depp, makes on a unicorn!! Gabs Starisand wrestling with a two headed porpoise!! You paparazzi are gonna have to step up your game if you want to keep getting paid!! LEEXH Allright...I think you all know what you need to do... KILL THE CARTOONIST
This doesn’t look good.