The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 06, 2015
July 05, 2015
July 07, 2015
Transcript:
My uncle bought me a darth vader mask during a visit to disney world in 79. Sorry little guy. Youre too short to go on space mountain. You will let me on this ride... I wont let you on this ride. You will let me on this ride.. I wont let you on this ride!! Despite my best efforts the force was not with me!
Uh, no he didn’t. In 1979 Disney had’t purchased Lucas Films yet. And the Star Tours rides were still about 10 years away, because Disney/MGM studios didn’t open until 1989. So there would have been no STAR WARS merchandise in Disney World in 1979.