The Knight Life by Keith Knight for July 03, 2016
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Kid: papa! What causes waves in the ocean? KK: Godzilla!! "when Godzilla rises out of the sea to destroy Tokyo, he sends ripples throughout the ocean..." ...and those ripple are th waves you see washing into all the cool surf spots!! Cloubreak mailby corona del mar white beach Godzilla mavericks The bubble Revere beach AND SO>>> I got tossed from science class!! KK: You're one step closer to the republican nomination for president in 2036!
Kids have to learn that “Dad stories” have no value as a basis for school test answers.