Him: This ‘sexual harassment’ stuff is frickin’ ridiculous. What, now I can’t even tell a woman she is pretty without getting in trouble for it?
Me: Well, we’ve worked together for 2 years and you’ve never told me I’m pretty.
Him: That’s different because you’re a dude, like me.
Me: Gotta tell ya, that’s a little disappointing because I think you’re pretty.
Him: Stop that, bro. You’re creeping me out.
Me: Soooo me telling you that you’re pretty when you neither asked for nor welcomed comments about your appearance is making you feel uncomfortable. Interesting.
Bowdlerized from Twitter, two guys at work:
Him: This ‘sexual harassment’ stuff is frickin’ ridiculous. What, now I can’t even tell a woman she is pretty without getting in trouble for it?
Me: Well, we’ve worked together for 2 years and you’ve never told me I’m pretty.
Him: That’s different because you’re a dude, like me.
Me: Gotta tell ya, that’s a little disappointing because I think you’re pretty.
Him: Stop that, bro. You’re creeping me out.
Me: Soooo me telling you that you’re pretty when you neither asked for nor welcomed comments about your appearance is making you feel uncomfortable. Interesting.