The Knight Life by Keith Knight for August 28, 2021
Transcript:
KK: Gunthers mom was a signing piece of corn?!! KN: Hence his diet of meat and candy!! KK: No wonder he couldn't bite into a corn on the cob!! Its like eating his own mom!! KN: I found her wikipedia entry!! KN: "after the critics creamed her in ST Louis, she got canned! KK: who wouldn't think "children of the corn" was non fiction!!
But… candy is made with high fructose corn syrup! It’s like eating his mom’s blood!