The Knight Life by Keith Knight for January 03, 2022
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Transcript:
KK: don't bother!! My wife won't let me ump the annual cops vs. firemen softball game! COP: what> why? KK: You cops always loose! Then you try to arrest everybody and a riot inevitably breaks out!! KK: as an expectant father, its too dangerous!! COP: The umps the safest person there!! YOURE ALREADY INRIOT GEAR!!
She’s a Euro! Euros don’t understand baseball!