The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 21, 2022
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Community Radio radio: welcome to the early spring fund drive! KK: OY vey! Not again!! Every month we subject you to the groveling drone of our on air talent soliciting donations in exchange for a home made mixtape of mantees mating.... Can you imagine how often we'd do this of our federal funding gets cut? KK: Ist basically advocating torture!!
I would love to know how much I need to give to NOT sell my information to literally every other charity in the nation that can afford to pay public radio money for that information. You can keep the manatees mating mix tapes, just don’t sell my personal info to everyone with cash at the ready.