The Knight Life by Keith Knight for October 20, 2024
Transcript:
Cop: we got several calls about somebody out here trying to vote!! KK: Thats me!! Cop: where your sense of community? The hood with the lowest voter turnout wins free pizza!! KK: shouldn't we shoot for a higher sense of purpose? Cop: what did he say? Something about shooting drugged sea animal! Lets get him before he votes!!
… and then RFK Jr will decapitate it to take home on the roof of his car.