No, no, no. Memorial Day is Opening Weekend for the swimming pool. So hit the pool, swim those laps, and burn off those winter calories amassed during hiberation.
Ah, the joys of corporate America being realized – hook folks on unhealthy but highly profitable processed foods, encourage them to adopt lives of sloth by having the entire built environment designed exclusively around the needs of the automobile, and then reap additional rewards when people’s unhealthy lifestyles cause them to need countless medical procedures and medications. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
jagedlo 11 months ago
Just be sure to avoid the chocolate bunnies they sell around Eastertime…
'IndyMan' 11 months ago
Midge looks like she is looking forward to some of those ’Valentine’s Day chocolates’, Morris (hoping you won’t forget her) ! ! ! !
CrzyDyeman 11 months ago
Don’t forget about the presidential pies and the st patty’s day beer.
petermerck 11 months ago
Easter might push that to 4th of July.
Rich_Pa 11 months ago
Not soon, it’s now as stores have already replaced Christmas candy shelves with valentine candy.
ComicsBinger Premium Member 11 months ago
More like Labor day
EMGULS79 11 months ago
No, no, no. Memorial Day is Opening Weekend for the swimming pool. So hit the pool, swim those laps, and burn off those winter calories amassed during hiberation.
fishbulb239 11 months ago
Ah, the joys of corporate America being realized – hook folks on unhealthy but highly profitable processed foods, encourage them to adopt lives of sloth by having the entire built environment designed exclusively around the needs of the automobile, and then reap additional rewards when people’s unhealthy lifestyles cause them to need countless medical procedures and medications. U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
tcayer 11 months ago
And Easter dinner!
M209T 11 months ago
Oh my gosh yes!! A non-stop parade of temptation! :-D
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
That’s why they space ’em out…