New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for March 12, 2009

Yes! I want that option made mandatory on all phone menu systems.

Just put something heavy on that button to hold it down and go for a walk, a LONG walk.

Why isn’t that option available? not just on sales, for annoying relatives also.

I’ve always just kept a very large, traffic cop style whistle next to the phone.

QV on the phone I can accept. QV Twittering I cannot.

Not even for HRH will I join Twitter, but I’ll be checking for updates.

I shall laugh uproariously on the day communications are disrupted and the twittering twits actually have to speak with one another.

I agree whole-heartedly!

“I shall laugh uproariously on the day communications are disrupted and the twittering twits actually have to speak with one another.”

And what, pray tell, makes you think we don’t? Honi soit qui mal y pense.

Frankly, I’d rather talk to myself than either twitter or blog. It seems much more dignified, and the audience is vastly more intelligent.

Roger, but not THAT one, the other one. says:

Frankly, I’d rather talk to myself than either twitter or blog. It seems much more dignified, and the audience is vastly more intelligent.

~ Excellent, sir, excellent.

I would kill for that option at work.