New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for September 06, 2011

Besides, you don’t know where they’ve been!

“And some of them have the most shocking habits. Don’t you watch the news?”

But they do live in caves, don’t they?

no, bathroom stalls

aren’t stray conservatives cannibals?

All conservatives are troglodytes, but are all troglodytes conservatives?

Don’t feed stray conservatives! Let them pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

Read My Lips… NO NEW TEXANS

goodness! all these negative comments about conservatives!come on , Lew , Goofy and Buster Crabbe!Leap into the fray here and defend your honor!

Maybe the cave is a metaphor for conservatives taking up defensive positions after Hoffa demanded that his army of union goons take us out in his warm-up speech for Obama in Detroit. As if that union mob is a threat to anything more than the neighborhood party store’s inventory of alcohol, snacks and cigs. Still, a mobster using the phrase “take these SOBs out” with the implicit approval of the President is kinda disturbing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbKaPdacLEIf Edward is trying to lure us out with any vegan crap he’s in for a world of hurt.

Since it had Obama’s approval he obviously meant “take them out to lunch and agree with whatever they wanted”.

@Demorodney: did you see the thing where Rick Perry was quoted saying “Abstinence works.” Meanwhile, Texas is #3 in teen pregnancies. A friend pointed out that abstinence does work, abstinence-only education does not.I’m waiting for the country to finally accede to the wishes of Texas and let them secede.

@stanwal: True dat. Sadly.

LOL!

Lol! Daww. This one made me chuckle. So would the term “stray conservatives” imply that some of us are not stray? :-)

Opposite? Just replace “homeless” with “corporate” and the fit is perfect!