New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for August 14, 2020

Kamala can even get a rise out of the dead.

Being (brain-)dead never stopped our Tweety Bird In Chief from tweeting, so why should being (physically) dead stop Cain?

I once used a Ouija board as a carpet protector under my Lionel transformer. Worked great, except the trains kept starting up by themselves… :D

Answer hazy, ask again later

That’s dead funny. If you turn the board upside down it will spell out 9 9 9.

It’s funny, but I’m wondering if it’s in good taste.

Okay, I admit to laughing out loud.

Do your homework, people.

There actually are a couple ghouls still running Herman Cain’s Twitter acct. Believe it or not, they call themselves The Cain Gang.

Captain Howdy did it.

Someone is sure raising Cain.

Does Sungenis only work a few days a week? No wonder he’s always begging for money!

“Turns out I was reading my ‘9-9-9’ plan upside down.

Can anyone spare a Gatorade?"

— Herman Cain, 8/16/2020

Three weeks, now. Pab, step up your game.