New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for December 22, 2020

In the basement freezer.

Those Lords will take up all kinds of room

“THE CHICKENS ARE IN THE CHIMES!”

I like And Yet Another Partridge in a Pear Tree. The recipient winds up dead (gone nuts from mess and commits suicide?) and bequeathed the whole lot to the giver.

There is a new program coming: “Teenage Mutant Turtle Doves”.

She might have to enlarge Buckingham House to hold all these gifts. Maybe turn it into a palace or some such thing.

OMG. Can we just cut to the chase?

How many total presents are there?

Partridges: 1 × 12 = 12

Doves: 2 × 11 = 22

Hens 3 × 10 = 30

Calling birds: 4 × 9 = 36

Golden rings: 5 × 8 = 40

Geese: 6 × 7 = 42

Swans: 7 × 6 = 42

Maids: 8 × 5 = 40

Ladies: 9 × 4 = 36

Lords: 10 × 3 = 30

Pipers: 11 × 2 = 22

Drummers: 12 × 1 = 12

Total = 364

And a Japanese transistor radio

Aren’t you off by a couple of days?