For an extra $10 I’ll double check the length of the bungee cord to make sure you don’t drown.
And it’s another $5 to make sure the cord is secure. Y’know, unless you feel like finding out the hard way. Well, the wet way, in this case.
Another reason why I’ll never do such a thing in the first place!
Ever hear the joke about the Mexican bungee jumper and the pinata?
ever hear the joke about the stupid white guy and his sign saying: “get a bran, morans”?
I’d rather play human frogger on the interstate
I ain’t paying you to throw me. I might jump. I’ll pay you to pull me back up, but the money stays in my pocket until I’m back on solid ground.
ksoskins over 14 years ago
For an extra $10 I’ll double check the length of the bungee cord to make sure you don’t drown.
Kira_no_futago over 14 years ago
And it’s another $5 to make sure the cord is secure. Y’know, unless you feel like finding out the hard way. Well, the wet way, in this case.
DolphinGirl78 over 14 years ago
Another reason why I’ll never do such a thing in the first place!
Takiniteasy over 14 years ago
Ever hear the joke about the Mexican bungee jumper and the pinata?
Nighthawks Premium Member over 14 years ago
ever hear the joke about the stupid white guy and his sign saying: “get a bran, morans”?
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I’d rather play human frogger on the interstate
ChukLitl Premium Member over 14 years ago
I ain’t paying you to throw me. I might jump. I’ll pay you to pull me back up, but the money stays in my pocket until I’m back on solid ground.