The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for March 12, 2022

Every time you have to go find an idiot lost on the mountain Monty. It should be a full bag of biscuits.

“Biscuits smiscuits. Gimme some ham chicken or some meat ya fiends. What you want me to starve to death in this cold or what?” ARF! WOOF! BITE!!!

He really deserves two biscuits.

Is that two-card Monty?

What is the difference between dog treats and jerky? Desperation.

As a service dog Monty, the reward should be knowing you did your job well.

Timely – this was in my paper today: https://ottawacitizen.com/news/local-news/egan-she-would-have-suffocated-rescue-in-deep-snow-the-kindness-of-strangers

Now THAT is a Rescue Dog. He saved lives.

That dog you got at the pound is a rescued dog. Don’t be lazy, enunciate that final “d”. Show respect for real dog heroes.

I’d say it was deserving a LEAST a five biscuits rescue.

The dog also deserved a good rub down and a warm bed.

Some dude got lost on a trail and had to be rescued. The rescue team told him to wait until the weather was warmer, and to start out earlier. The next day the dude got lost on The. Same. Trail. at the. Same. Time. and had to be rescued.

Deja Vu – I read Pooch Cafe first!

Groom and a haircut, two biscuits!

God do I have to thank a poodle groomer for a good reply.

Keep your rescue dog happy, the next person he may have to rescue could be you.