The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for January 21, 2025

Have you seen me? Now you have.

Have you ever seen a Lost Dog poster at the Post Office?

…and how much he was worth.

Now we know his full name, Gus Reward.

Bounty hunters from miles around will be looking for him.

Come here doggie. Me catch you and get reward.

Gus will go home and ask for a treat

I love Gus’ picture. Looks so cute and naughty at the same time.

This is like Trumptard claiming God saved him from the efforts of his Tardettes attempting to kill him.

Was Gus like that recent lost pet who showed up a week or so later and rang the door bell?

So, a publicity hound!