Dear Sophia,
We should both stop dickin’ around with meaningless long-distance relationships — ones that facilitate mutual ignorance while encouraging stupid, ill-informed decisions such as you’re contemplating — and start meeting people right where we live.
Love,
Siren, aka “He”[Yep, that’s yours truly in drag.]
March 20, 2015
Dear Sophia,
We should both stop dickin’ around with meaningless long-distance relationships — ones that facilitate mutual ignorance while encouraging stupid, ill-informed decisions such as you’re contemplating — and start meeting people right where we live.
Love,
Siren, aka “He”[Yep, that’s yours truly in drag.]