Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 24, 1998

Transcript:

tom the dancing bug's super-fun-pak comix two-fisted tales of commuting It's 25 minutes, door-to-door! come on! door-to-door?! door-to-door! next- really door-to-door?! just noses did you hear about wayne?! he's missing at sea! I hope he's not in some desperate yet comic situation! green corset when i don this green corset, i gain incredible powers to fight evil! yeah, but... you gotta wear a corset! I know! i've never had the nerve to wear it outside the apartment! nuclear silo 31a ten years without a mistake! congrats can we still eat cake? adventures of god-man the potential menace of energy man wouldn't it be cool if i could defeat god-m... ...how can dry cleaning really be "dry"...? favorite husband-and-wife-readin'-the-paper cartoons from the new yorker "would you say that I'm 'tubular'?" "c'mere, hot mama. I'm gonna **** you up, you freaky ***** thang." "do you think there's a single couple left in the world who actually sits together reading the newspaper like this?"