Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 31, 1999
Transcript:
jungle culture i don't know... the troop's going to hell in a handbasket. tell me about it. kids today have no respect. take ants. in our day, we had to put a stick in the nest and grab a few at time. now, that built character. but today! these kids with their fancy chewed-up leaf sponges can mop up dozens of ants at a time! it all comes too easy for them. i hear the troop by the hills is starting to use stones to crack nuts instead of wood! even the crazy kids in our troop won't go in for that! oh, here comes one. how ya doin'? hey. did you see that? he walked right past us without even the courtesy of examining our hides for parasites! that's what I'm saying... no respect!