Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 07, 1999

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visit our 12 convenient bowels crazy morty hush feet! a vcr! malevolent owls gimme an acorn 0 cents per bath this my father. touch it and i'll kill you $5 so,os mop why are you looking at me? dirty, dirty, dirty! shut up! our prices are so incestuous, we must be wawawa $2A4 ka! jesus towel electronic! towel! take it from morty's doctor: it's true. morty zimmerman is clinically insane, yet somehow operates a cahin of 'stores', such as they are. if you were to find something of use to you, and were actually able to successfully conduct a transaction, you would probably pay a price wholly unrelated to the value of the item you purchased. parking in my gums