Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 05, 2000

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Chapter 1 Recruitment Michael: Oh, I see... I just add the driver vendor into my code base... ???: Michael Beasley! Michael: Wha...? Who called me?! ???: We've been watching you. You're ready. Michael: Ready? For what?! ???: You know what. You know you're not like the other kids, and you never will be! Join us! With others like you, you'll be schooled in your use of your special powers! Yes, you'll be feared and hated by the rest of humanity, who can not even fathom the higher plane on which you'll exist... Michael: Cool! What am I joining? Professor Xavier's mutan X-Men? Or Harry Potter's Hogwarts school of witchcraft? Bill: No... Microsoft! Michael: Bill Gates! Nice try, but for the last time, I've got my own I.P.O. going. Bill: Damn! Secret Societies for powerful young outsiders seemed hot this summer! Michael: Try another pop culture paradigm. Seen "Jurassic Park"?