Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 05, 2002

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The John Ashcroft Players -Present- Our Bill of Rights Man: ...And so these Amendments will ensure that no unchecked governmental powers can trample the rights of individuals. Man 2: But good sir, suppose there is a national danger! Man: Then obviously this whole thing is out the window! It's only intended for periods of peace and tranquility! Man 3: But who will decide on the exceptions? Man: The executive branch! Our presidents will be wise and powerful! Man 3: But -- Aren't we making a nation of laws, not men? Man: You don't trust the government? Man 3: Well... Isn't that the point? Man: Excuse me. pssst pssst Man 3: Mmph. cough cough Man 3: Now that a certain contrarian gentleman has been taken to a private tribunal, we can proceed. Now... On the federal issue of assisted suicide...