Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 27, 2002

Transcript:

Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Smitty: The DVD Commentary Edition One Sample Per Person! "Um...this one was fun to draw... I got this idea at the Safeway... Hey, we're out of Pellegrino in here..." Marital Mirth Wife: You're having an affair! Husband: I am NOT! You're crazy! Wife: Here are the credit card receipts. Husband: Okay, I AM. Now forgive me. Rumeye The Sailorman Rumeye: Oof! I needs me secret weapon! GULP GULP Rumeye: Ah! That's better! Ventriloquism Comics Boy: Who'd want to READ a ventriloquist comic?! Dummy: Could a LIVE ventriloquist do THIS? Boy: Wow! Dummy: Who's the "dummy" now? Man: Mason! Tim Tripp, Time Traveller Future Tim: Hi. I'm Tim Tripp from 20 minutes in the future. Future Tim: Don't overcook the vegetables. Future Tim: And could you run out for some soda? And please clean... Past Tim: Alright! Quit nagging! Advertisement God-Man in "PIE-TY" God-Man sees a robbery in progress! $ Villain: Back off, coppers! In the blink of an eye, God-Man exerts his omnipotence power... ...to make the villain pathologically obsessed with Tay-Stee Fruit Pies! Villain: They're delicious! Cop: Thanks, God-Man! Er...but why would you sell out...? And in another blink of an eye... Cop: Flaky crust, fruit filling! These ARE great! Tay-Stee Fruit Pie