Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 09, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Slap-Happy Stock Market Stories Presents... One Day at the Henhouse Fox: Okay, now, settle down! Fox: As president, I know there have been some unfortunate incidents in this henhouse. Fox: And some have said I'M not the right guy to change the system. Fox: But we will prosecute those responsible! Right, vice president? Fox #2: URP. KFC Fox: And my chairman of henhouses has an important announcement. Fox #3: That's right! We're starting a new aggressive committee on henhouse safety and integrity! Fox #3: We searched high and low for a new INDEPENDENT head of the committee! And we found the perfect choice... ...you'll love him! Fox #4: Hey! I assure you, I know ALL ABOUT henhouses! BAWK! BAWK! How to get into them...how not to get caught... BAWK! BAWK BAWK! BAWK Next: In response to criticism- a NEW secretary of henhouses