Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 21, 2002

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Wall Street Journal Comix Presents LUCKY DUCKY Lucky Ducky: Gotcha! Dog: More than 1/3 of my income--oh, the pain! IRS Dog: Lucky Ducky! How can YOU afford a candy bar? Lucky Ducky: I'm POOR, so I barely pay ANY taxes, Bub! Gotcha! Dog: Oo! That Lucky Ducky! I'll fix him! Dog: Hello, Baxter? Do me a favor and fire one of your lowly workers. Lucky Ducky! BUS STOP Dog: Lucky Ducky! How can you afford bus fare? Lucky Ducky: Unemployment benefits! Gotcha! Dog: Grr...he gets all the luck! Mustached Dog: Sir, Lucky Ducky is ILL and has no health insurance! Dog: GROAN He'll find SOME way to turn this to his advantage!! Dog: Well, I'll be! Lucky Ducky DIED! I'll take a walk to celebrate! Dog: Hey! Who are you burying in that nice wood box? Gravedigger: Lucky Ducky! Dog: How could he afford a burial?! He was flat broke!! Gravedigger: This is a PAUPERS' GRAVEYARD! Dog: LUCKY DUCKY! GOTCHA End.