Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 03, 2003

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling How Anti-Sodomy Laws SAVED AMERICA! Al and Mike were in love! But Al made a shocking discovery! Al: Hold on! The physical expression of our love is illegal in this state! Mike was crushed... Mike: Why do my state's legislators HATE ME? ...until a kind U.S. senator explained it to him. Senator Santorum: We don't hate HOMOSEXUALS -- we hate the ACT that DEFINES them! Al: Senator Santorum! Senator Santorum: Anti-sodomy laws are necessary to the state's interest in promoting MARRIAGE and PROCREATION! Mike: Thank you, Senator! My path is clear! Soon... Mike: I don't love you, but our state's good and just laws promote me asking: will you MARRY me? Woman: Oh, darling! And now Mike has contributed exactly what this country needs most: maladjusted children in a dysfunctional family!