Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 27, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Hillbilly Billy, Of The Hills Man: Hey, Billy! How come yer eatin' GRASS? Hillbilly Billy: 'Cause I'm plumb outta ROCKS! Marital Mirth Man: I demand the right to same-sex marriage! Man #2: Do you also demand to have your soul crushed? Man #2: Because my marriage crushes my soul. VH1's "I Love 4.3 Seconds Ago" Man: Remember Hillbilly Billy" Man, he was all that! Man #2: I was like, "What's up with him eating grass?" Woman: I'm looking forward to "Hillbilly Billy 2: Electric Boogaloo." Frankincense Monster Man: GET HIM! Man: HE'S TRAPPED! Frankincense Monster: I can't help it! I just LOVE the SCENT. "Puffies" Name Changes Over The Decades 2004 Puffies 1954 Sugar Puffies 1904 Cocaine-Laced Puffies 1854 Opiate Puffies Caveman Dreams Boy: Org! The history test is today! Org: What is history? Boy: Org, didn't you study? Org: What is study? Boy: If you fail, you won't graduate high school! Org: What is school? Boy: Org, you came to school NAKED! Org: Oh, NO! Wife: What wrong, Org? Org; It that same recurring dream!