Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 10, 2004

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times Bush Administration Reveals Plan to Attack Rising Gasoline Prices G.O.P. Will Engage In Full Media Blitz Condoleezza Rice: For GAS PRICES to go up sharply in this political season is partisan and unconscionable. Sen. Bill Frist R- Tennessee C-SPAN 158 9/10 Senator Frist: I have here a photo from last year showing gas prices at $1.258. NOW the price of gas has changed its story and is up to $1.94. Well, which is it, gas prices? Robert Noval PRESS Robert Novak: Let me ask you this: do you think GAS PRICES has some kind of problem with Condoleezza Rice, an African American woman? THIS WEEK Dick Cheney: This spike in GAS PRICES is the height of arrogance. I've never trusted GAS PRICES, and I certainly don't now. CNN Donald Rumsfeld: It's sad, but GAS PRICES has joined a disgruntled and partisan group -- the unemployment rate, and violence in Iraq, for example -- they ALL have questionable motives. Robert Novak Robert Novak: I'm told by senior administration officials that gas prices' WIFE, the 180-day forward rate ont he Spanish Peseta, is a C.I.A. operative. Oops, did I blow her cover?