Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 15, 2004

Transcript:

Orphaned as an infant in the wilds of Africa, Zan-Tarr was raised by a group of Ape-Lice! As he grew, he mastered the ways of the parasitic insects, and became... Zan-Tarr King of the Ape-Lice Mary: You'll never get away with this, Von Ludwig! Ludwig: We'll see, Mary. Now, tell me the location of the secret tribe of Mugamowi's village of gold... ...Or else! Mary: I'll never tell! I'll never betray them! Ludwig: You know, a small part of me was hoping you'd say that. Watkins, light the fire! W-What's that noise from the branches above? AAAA Ludwig: It's Zan-Tarr, King of the Ape-Lice! Watkins, G-Get the special shampoo! SHRIEK! Mary: Then the legend is true?! NEXT Deloused and Defeated?