Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 18, 2004

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Of Sorcery & Scandals Nerd 1: Okay, as soon as our exalted leader emerges from his pre-game meditation, we can begin! Nerd 2: What's that noise? Nerd 3: Let "Monsters & Mayhem 2" commence! Prepare for bloodshed! OoP: We bow to your superior skills! Nerd 3: Okay, to your P.C.s, dragon fodder! Nerd 2: What's this in your pocket? Nerd 3: Oh, that... Someone gave that to me... Nerd 1: A puffer! You've been taking asthma medicine! Nerd 2: And... Hey! There's no-doz in your backpack! And a red Bull empty! OoP: Devon! Nerd 3: Give me that! It's... Um... my sister's... Nerd 1: Devon, you've been... performance enhancing! OoP: Devon! Nerd 3: Nonsense! Now, come, ye faithful archers... OoP: Devon! Nerd 3: What is it, mom?! OoP: You forgot to take your tetracycline! Dr. Burger says your pimples will come back if you don't take it every day! And so it was that asterisks of shame were placed beside the records of the once-revered exploits of Devon the Tireless and clear-faced.