Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 22, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Guy Walks Into A Bar Man: I'll bet you $50 this dog can tell you what sandpaper feels like. Bartender: You're on! Dog: Bow-wow! Man: Nuts! Science Facts For The Immature This week: The Mighty SPERM WHALE When aroused, the sperm whale can swim at great speeds, leaving quite a mess! Dinkle, The Unlovable Loser Dinkle: ! Dinkle: SIGH Artie the Comic Strip Panel Border BZZT Artie: Huh! I overslept! Artie: I'll bet I'm the last one there! Artie: Whew! Just in time! Panel: Morning, Artie. Crazy Mice Mouse #1: We're totally nuts! Mouse #2: Bonkers! Mouse #1: We're certifiable! Mouse #2: Off our rockers Man #1: Look at our huge ears! Man #2: I want cheeez! Rich People At Cocktail Parties Say The Darndest Things "You'll hit it off. You're all crazy about luxury resorts." "My stablehand says my trouble relating to my daughter is a reaction to my own domineering mother." "Sometimes I wonder: Did I become a lawyer for the money, or the things money can buy?"