Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 05, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Special NON-GAY Edition! A Word From The Dept. of Education of Undersecretary of Heterosexuality Man: It has come to my attention that minor Super-Fun-Pak characters might be homosexual. Man: In this close-up of a crowd scene, it appears that two males are holding hands. Man: This message of tolerance obviously has no place in a cartoon, and I took necessary action. Man: We reached an agreement with S.F.P.C., and we hope you enjoy these new comics, free of the homosexual agenda. Red-Blooded Heterosexual Americans Man: We're two heterosexual friends! Man #2: Of course! It would be inappropriate for kids if we were gay! Man #1: So, to be clear: we like to have sex with the ladies! Those Kids Boy: Let me ask my moms. Alan: MomS? Boy: Can I go to Alan's house? Alan: ? I don't see anyone! Boy: They've been air-brushed out. Mom #1: Okay. Mom #2: Be home by 5. Deathkiller Deathkiller: Take that! POW Villain: AUGH! Villain: Are you sure this is all right for children to read? Deathkiller: Why? Are you gay? Sea Cucumber Underwearhead Sea Cucumber Underwearhead: Yes, Li'l Cuke! It's important to respect everyone! Man: PSST PSST Sea Cucumber Underwearhead: Oh...EXCEPT HOMOS! Hermie the Earthworm Hermie: I love you. Man: That's it! Deal's off! Hermie: What? All earthworms are HERMAPHRODITES! Man: Close enough! No more tax deductions for ink!