Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 12, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling DVD Girls Gone MILD! VHS It's spring break with BOB, the guy whose very presence CREATES inhibitions in the wildest girls!! GIRLS GONE MILD CABO Girl: WOO-HOOO! Bob: Hey, have you seen the Star Wars Episode III trailer? Girl: Um, no... Bob: You should! The Yoda CGI shots look awesome. FT. LAUDERDALE Bob: Whew! I'm exhausted! I just drove back from Disney World! Bob: Did you know the Eiffel Tower in Epcot Center is about 10% of the size of the real one in Paris? Girl: You know, I really should be studying for my art history test... Man: Hey, DUDE! PANAMA CITY Bob: Are those Jell-o shots? Girl #1: Oooh, YEAH! Girl #2: PARTEEE! Bob: My MOM makes the best Jell-o cheesecake! Girl #1: Oh. Bob: And she puts real cherries on it. Girl #1: My mom makes homemade pudding pops. Order Today! Pop this in the DVD player, and before you know it, you'll find yourself doing your taxes!