Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 19, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Charley the Australopithecine in "Rules of the Guys" Woman: Wow, that was a great meal! Charley: Yeah. I love a place that has unlimited butter pats. Woman #2: Well, I'll see you later. SMAK Woman: Bye. I'll call you. Charley: Okay, see ya... Man: YO! DUDE! Charley: What they hey! Man: MEN DON'T KISS MEN, CHARLEY! Charley: But men kiss women and women kiss each other. Man: But men DON'T! Man: I guess that kind of social intimacy is okay for women, but not men. Charley: Whatever. I'm gonna hit the bathroom before I go. Man: Me too. MEN MEN POW Charley: You won't touch faces, but you want to URINATE NEXT TO ME?! Charley: I'm going where that kind of thing is more appropriate for a guy! Woman: HEY Woman #2: What th..!