Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 04, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Education of Louis. Social Studies SUNS 32 Boy #1: Yo, Louis. Awesome shoes. Louis: Huh? Uh-oh. Boy #1: Yeah, you can really SAVE by going generic. Louis: Right... Man, I knew I shouldn't have gotten these sneakers. Boy #1: Did you get 'em out of the bin at Drug Mart? Leach: HA! Okay, don't panic. Louis: Yeah, they're Drug Mart sneakers. Two for the price of one. Play along for a minute. Show the joke doesn't bother you. Leach: That's cool. And you get 5% off if you use your Drug Mart Savers card. Worst thing you can do is show they're getting to you -- then they'll never stop! Louis: Well, maybe you can cut down on your AIR BALLS by 5% , Leach. Now comes the subtle subject change. Boy #1: Were you saving your money so you could get that great HAIRCUT, Maltby? THAT DOES IT! Louis: Come on! They're CONVERSE! I got them at FOOT LOCKER! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?! Boy #1: Whoa, take it easy, "Drug Mart." Leach: Hey, Drug Mart! Pass the ball! All is lost.