Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 17, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Lucky Ducky Presents The Poor Person's Guide To Hurricanes For Fun & Profit! Lucky Ducky: Everyone knows how duckies love the water. So, a hurricane is coming! Good thing the government didn't strengthen the levees! That money was better used on TAX CUTS for the rich that trickled down to YOU! Time to excavate! But why bother? it's a lot more fun to stick it out! Man: Attention, poor people! Please board your S.U.V.s and leave the city! Well, the hurricane has passed! It's time to wait for the National Guard to bail you out! It'll be a while! Luckily, they're almost all in IRAQ protecting you from POTENTIAL DISASTER! HELP. BING! Pay dirt! Here come the READY-TO-EAT MEALS! Now, they only taste good if you haven't eaten for five days, which the government has thoughtfully arranged! You made it to the astrodome, and you're sitting pretty -- a cot, three squares, and some soothing words from a member of the Bush clan! Woman: This has worked very well for you, Lucky Ducky! Lucky Ducky: Gotcha...