Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 08, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Americans have marveled at the natural wonders depicted in the invoice MARCH OF THE PENGUINS Conservatives have delighted in the tale of these creatures, who are not only monogamous, but they also cherish and protect the eggs containing their unborn offspring. What other nature documentaries confirm the rightness of Conservative, Republican values? LIBERATION OF THE BABOONS Two troops of harnadryas baboons wage a vicious fight over resource-rich Savannah territory. MUNCH OF THE OWLS Watch in awe as younger, weaker owlets are eaten in their nest by their stronger siblings. HATCH OF THE WASPS A caterpillar is immobilized by the sting of a wasp, which deposits her eggs inside its body. The wasp larvae are born inside the caterpillar and then eat their way out of its still-alive body. So isn't the Republican Party's current swirl of parasitic corruption simply a part of Nature's Great Plan? PARADE OF THE PENGUINS This film is about the actual, observed behavior of penguins forming homosexual pair bonds and raising babies... ...clearly demonstrating that nature is a disgusting cesspool of base depravity, which humans must, of course, rise above.