Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 22, 2005

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The Education of Louis "Last Halloween" Louis: Hey, man, know what we should do tonight? Boy: What? Louis: Go trick-or-treating! Boy: Louis, that is beyond lame! Louis: I'm serious! Every house is giving out FREE FOOD! Boy: right. Are you gonna wear your SCOOBY mask? Louis: That's the beauty part! We don't dress up at all! Boy: Yeah...? Louis: See, we're just there for FREE CANDY! Boy: Hell, yeah! DING DONG Boy: It's almost like we're robbing them! Woman: Um...yes? Boy: Trick or treat, lady. Woman: What are you dressed as? Boy: Students. Give us candy. Woman: Aren't you Ellen's son? Louis, right? Louis: Uh...yeah. Woman: I'm Michelle. I'm in a book club with your mom's friend Susan. Louis: Oh. Hi... Woman: Well, here's your candy. I'll tell Ellen I saw you. Louis: Thanks very much. Boy: Lame, Maltby. Louis: Okay, okay! At least we got Snickers bars! God!