Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 28, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling With the success of the sensitive gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain, Hollywood is rushing to make movies in other genres that feature a gay love theme. Coming in time for next year's Golden Globes... The Gay Cop Buddy Movie HE goes by the book! HE'S a maverick who plays by his own rules! The L.A.P.D. put them together... ...but sensitive gay love made them a TEAM! LETHAL GUNS The Gay Monster Movie The BRIDEGROOM of FRANKENSTEIN The Monster Demands A Sensitive Gay Mate! "Me can't quit you..." "Rrrr..." The World Saw Them As Monsters! The Gay Science Fiction Movie From Space...A Mission To Destroy! But On Earth, A Discovery Of Sensitive Gay Love! FORBIDDEN INVADER Will Earth's most brilliant scientist save the day? "Do you know how to QUIT the invader? "I...wish I did." The Gay Gay Movie They found love in San Francisco. But would their gay community accept them if it was known that their love was VERY EXTREMELY sensitive and gay? NOB HILL