Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 22, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling Presents: News of the Times For KIDS! There's a Monster Under Your Bed President Bush has learned that there is currently a monster under your bed! He can't tell you how he knows it's there, because then the monster will know how he found out. Someone in his administration -- we can't say who -- told us the monster is very hairy and wants to eat your toes. CLASSIFIED From: To: Date: INTELLIGENCE BRIEFING Re: Monster Under Bed Picking up chatter from regarding existence of sub-furniture dwelling scary monster. Believed to be extremely hairy, and credible sources indicate determined to eat toes off of feet found danging off of bed. Vigorous countermeasures, tax cuts To protect you, President Bush may send agents to your home to look around. FBI FBI If you have no hidden candy or overdue library books, you have nothing to fear. Banks Dr. Seuss A Hatful of Seuss The Doonesbury Chronicles Bush may do other things that would otherwise be illegal, but after all, there's a monster under your bed! And if you still aren't really, really glad George W. Bush is your president... ...there are reports that there may be a monster in your closet too!