Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 24, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling General Motors Offers A New Deal: Buy a Hummer, and we'll PAY YOU the difference between $1.99 and the gas prices you pay FOR A WHOLE YEAR! That's right: If you buy a gas-guzzler from us, we'll create for you a WORLD WITHOUT AN ENERGY CRISIS! But that's not all! Buy a Hummer, and we'll pay you up to $1,000 toward any uncovered medical bills for injuries your son or daughter suffers as a soldier in a Middle East nation protecting U.S. oil interests. AND we'll pay you up to $2,000 toward any employment disruption caused by terrorist activities spurred by U.S. foreign policy. SPECIAL OFFER! Act now, and we'll also pay you up to $5,000 toward any diminution of your property values caused by global warming! GM: Paying off America to Ignore the Road Ahead.