Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 21, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling The G.O.P.'s GOT A THING FOR YOUTH Preying on the young since March 2003 Dick Cheney: George, dammit! Didn't I tell you to KNOCK before you come in here! Rlf85: No, I heard he wasn't. George W. Bush: Sorry, Dick. How's it goin'? DCVeep: Ya, Saddam was totally involved in 9/11. Dick Cheney: Great. I've got a 17-year-old boy on IM. George W. Bush: Whoa! That's not even true! DCVeep: And he's getting nukes, dude. U'd bttr sign up right on yr 18 bday. Dick Cheney: So what? I'm reeling him in! George W. Bush: Ha! That's a whopper! Rlf85: i dunno. i'm sorta scared. sounds dangerous. DCVeep: r u kidding? u'll be greeted as liberators. ezy, imho. Rlf85: ok, mr. cheney. i'll c a recruiter tmrw. cul8r. Dick Cheney: Got another one, George. George W. Bush: Hot damn! Dick Cheney: We've gotten thousands of young boys for hot Iraq action! George W. Bush: And plenty of girls too! George W. Bush: Dick, do you think we could get into TROUBLE for this? Dick Cheney: Nah, not even if we get CAUGHT! Dick Cheney: It's not like we're asking what kind of underwear he has on. George W. Bush: No, THAT could bring down a government.