Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 09, 2006

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling God-Man The Superhero with Omnipotent Powers! This week's thrilling episode: "Men In Red Suits" At Huber's Department Store -- Woman: Oh, no! The guy we got to play Santa has laryngitis! Man: The kids will be so disappointed! Who can help us? Miraculously, GOD-MAN happens to be at Huber's shopping for scarves! God-Man: Can I be of service? Woman: God-Man! You're a dead ringer! Man: Just put this on! So... Boy: An' a Darth Maul Transformer, an' a "Cars" dirt track slot car race set, an'... God-Man: Wait a minute! God-Man: You actually believe in the existence of a powerful, white-haired man with supernatural powers... God-Man: ...who knows you, loves you, and grants you wishes if you're good?! Boy: Of course, Santa! God-Man: Sounds like a transparent LIE, to keep you in line! How CHILDISH of you to fall for that... JINGLE JINGLE Woman: Wait! You hear that? Man: Sounds like...sleigh bells on the roof! God-Man: Why, that old department store Santa! Could it be...? Santa Claus: Ho-ho-ho! You never know! Merry Christmas!