Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for June 09, 2007

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Tom the Dancing Bug's Super-Fun-Pak Comix Edited by Ruben Bolling Cool White Guys Using Ten Year Old Black Slang Man #1: Yo, what up, bro? Man #2: Just chillin', homes. Man #1: Are we da bomb or what? Man #2: Word! Oh, it's our tee time! Pud Reilly, Hall of Famer Boy: Mr. Reilly, if there were steroids in your day, YOU'D never have cheated, right? Pud: Eh? Pud: Well, one time I paid a fella $300 to kill an opposing pitcher. Pud: But at the time, there warn't a word about MURDER in baseball's rule book! Science Facts For The Immature This Week: The ASS The ass is a thing of wonder -- men have admired it for centuries! Even if one has a large farm, a big ass can really work it! Dinkle, The UNlovable Loser Dinkle: Officer, is this fire out of control? Firefighter: No... Firefighter: It seems the arsonist soaked the building in non-alcoholic drinks... MOCK WINE Dinkle: SIGH Fun Book Facts The average library book has been read in the bathroom by seven different people! Sponsored by the American Booksellers Association Loony Laws of Other Lands Finland elects its president by direct popular vote! Man: Where's the electoral college? In Costa Rica, it is illegal to bring the country to war based on lies! An Australian law makes it illegal to reveal the identity of a covert agent, even if doing so might help you politically. PRESS TAP TAP